Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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