Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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