remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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