Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We named our party play list daddy issues
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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