Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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