i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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