so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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