i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i need some magic done to my vagina
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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