Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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