he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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