Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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