I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I am one with the molecules
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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