But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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