I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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