I'm going to jail i love you
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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