i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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