Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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