i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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