One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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