he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
