have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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