i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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