Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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