He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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