sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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