YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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