the day after is always just damage control
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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