I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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