She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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