talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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