It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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