He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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