Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Randomize
