All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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