any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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