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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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