Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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