When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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