Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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