Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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