in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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