i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
