i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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