So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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