if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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