still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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