In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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