office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
