If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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