He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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