There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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