Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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