So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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