How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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