i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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